Idiot!

To the witch who had her dog and cat off leash outside the community centre this morning :

I have a life , thank you very much and it does not include you.
I want to walk my husband to the bus stop in the morning with my dog ( who is on a leash as per the By-law 9150 ) .

I don't want to 'socialise' with you - neither does my dog . Or my husband.

Just because you have a dog it doesn't mean we have to 'socialise' with you.

When told of the By-law 9150, you responded that it did not apply to you. Really? You must be from another planet. Or dimension.

It is idiots like you that gives all dog owners a bad name.

There you are at 8:15 am, hanging out outside the community centre with your dog and cat, with nowhere to go, nothing to do, no one to talk to, not a human being in sight.

It is YOU that needs a life. Desperately.
I hope you get the large fine you so rightfully deserve.
Oh, wait, I guess the law doesn't apply to you, you witch! And your little dog, too!


Dorothy

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