Judicious Pruning

I found my secateurs! Relax everyone. They were in the box with the transmission fluid.
I am too young to be having senior moments but I swear, I didn't put them there.
I had narrowed it down to either:
a) The fact that I had thrown them out with the Christmas tree clippings
b) They were in storage with the Christmas decorations

I'm relieved to have them back. I ws forced to rip liliac off the branch with my bare hands on Saturday.
Normally at this time of year I have my secateurs with me at all times for moments I call " judicious pruning ": when I snip off a little lilac, a wayward rose, a forlorn bluebell and take them home. My rule is ' if the tree, bush or plant is on city property it's fair game. '

Normally I confine my activities to lanes and side streets. I have only been reprimanded once by a stranger ( at a mall parking lot where I was 'trimming' the hydrandeas) and it was awkward to say the least.
I couldn't think of ONE comeback.
Geez.

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